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NEWSFLASH! Dr. M is Missing!!!

Last seen on Tuesday 1 April in disguise and dark shades, departing the Don Pepe Hotel, Marbella (pictured left) at 8.30am en-route to Malaga Airport, the well-known DR. M has somehow vanished and has not been seen since!  Sources close to the Doctor said that, on leaving the hotel, he seemed relaxed, tanned and well-rested after a long weekend in the Costa Del Sol.

Essex Police Suspicious
The incident has now raised the suspicions of the Essex Police, Spanish Vice Squad and even Interpol who say DR.M has in fact been under surveillance for some time but has escaped their clutches with an apparent daring prosthetic makeover at the hands of Fred L and is now on the loose as VLAD, and clearly about to unleash a new spree of drug, alcohol and party-related crime back in the UK (or maybe even in Russia?)...

Dr. M is Exposed
Has DR.M at last been exposed as a fraudster and impostor?  Will he ever surface at LondonMICE again?  Have Jerry B and Hugh J got something to do with it?  And why indeed has Moira taken on the alias of Simone and is about to jet off to New York?

Does she and Dr. M, or even Vlad, or maybe all 3 of them share a secret and deadly ménâge-a-trois link?  Why is Dr.Bob (Moira’s hubby) working on a reverse take-over bid at THFC and learning Spanish suddenly?

In fact, just what the hell is going on right now???  Is Dr. M at the bottom of this pool?.....

Has the world gone totally mad at LondonMICE?

Answers on a postcard or better still, send an e-mail with your thoughts and comments to: ade@masqueradeuk.com

£1M Euros Reward for Dr.M or Vlad
…..in one-piece, sober and with hair ....dead or alive!

Hmmnn….tributes for Dr. M are NOT pouring in...yet.  But then again, does anyone really miss the cheeky poseur eh?

As always, oh yes, as if you have forgotten...”EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED!”