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Dr M Says...

Sadly LondonMICE has to report the MIA status of DR.M this month...

It was inevitable we guess eh? A New Year, the 18th year of his Masquerading and a few days out from Valentine’s Day and his 47th Birthday next week on the 23rd February...poetically tragic? Or just bad luck??

Question:
But how did it happen? What went wrong?? Who boosted the heist getaway car and was driving dangerously with Dr.M in the back, last seen speeding away from the BAFTA’s last night?

Conspiracy theory
Rumour has it that it was an inside job, another master-plan hatched by Dr.M. Ade, Vlad, Carlos and JR at the cocktail reception last night at the Royal Opera House...over yes, ONE TOO MANY COCKTAILS!!

The break-down
It was a quick fix...Ridley Scott in fine form, and there in person...the 5th Director’s Cut of Bladerunner, Keira looking just dazzlingly beautiful...and one too many Champagne Cocktails for DR.M, plus the sight of so many people who HAD NOT had their makeup done by Dr.Armani...tut, tut....and that was it, he totally flipped out!

Tantrums everywhere 
A massive strop, big mood swing and a finale big further upset when the audience didn’t pick Keira as Best Actress, didn’t give Ridley a Lifetime Achievement Award and finally, the straw that broke the camel’s back was the fact that the Red carpet was in fact...aghhhhhhh...ORANGE!

A mystery
...was that Silvio Simac seen behind the wheel maybe? He has been known to frequent with the DR alot and at JR’s events in the past...and he’s a stuntman too...even seen on stage at the BAFTA’s earlier talking to JR!! “Dead or Alive” he’s been “Unleashed!” by Jet Li...

...??
Before everyone knew it, JR had gone overboard with the Halloween Pirates, Miss Keira was posing for atoned paparazzi shots, Ridley was chewing his editing gum and the Dr’s Aston Martin DB7 was burning rubber as it sped away from the Royal Opera House....and yes, the DR had stolen that BAFTA!!!!!!! Gun in hand too..

A tragic loss to us all, especially LondonMICE this month...Capiche?

Condolence e-mails pls to ade@masqueradeuk.com saying “Bring back the DR...!!” (...or not maybe??).

Who?

Yes, Dr.Who, I mean Dr.M!

Yes yes, we know... Another case of “EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED!”

Next Month's Episode
Tune in next month when the Dr will return (we hope/dread?) with more stories, and maybe an Oscar or two!! Watch that gun!! And Donato, stop making Dr.M think he is a Mafia Don, please...Capiche?!

P.S.
if like the LM team you think Dr.M is innocent but may just be having a mid-life crisis, please write in and we will pass your message on to him...at the Masquerade Asylum!